Ducks

Ducks, ducks, quack-quack, quack-quack
Ducks, ducks, quack-quack, quack-quack

Most people think they're such sweet little things
Ducks, ducks, quack-quack, quack-quack
Soft downy feathers and nice little wings
Ducks, ducks, quack-quack, quack-quack
But there's a poisen I'd like to administer
You think they're cuddly but I think they're sinister

Ducks, ducks, quack-quack, quack-quack
Ducks, ducks, quack-quack, quack-quack

What are they doing at night in the park?
Ducks, ducks, quack-quack, quack-quack
Think of them waddling around in the dark
Ducks, ducks, quack-quack, quack-quack
Sneering and whispering, stealing your cars
Reading pornography, smoking cigars!

Nasty and mean, undeserving of life,
Ducks, ducks, quack-quack, quack-quack
They laugh at your hairstyles and sleep with your wife
Ducks, ducks, quack-quack, quack-quack
Wearing flash jackets and terrible shoes
Getting divorces and turning to booze

Ducks, ducks, quack-quack, quack-quack
Ducks, ducks, quack-quack, quack-quack

Forcing old ladies to feed them some bread
Ducks, ducks, quack-quack, quack-quack
Who could deny they'd be better off dead?
Ducks, ducks, quack-quack, quack-quack
Look closer and you will recoil in surpise
From web-footed fascists with mad little eyes!

Ducks, ducks, quack-quack, quack-quack
Ducks, ducks, quack-quack, quack-quack

As written By (unknown author)